05.28.09
Back away, not today, jdate lady
oc1mommie: hi!! 
how are you?
Jewberg: hi and thank you for contacting jewberg, he currently isnt accepting applications from single mothers, sorry and thank you for your time
05.27.09
How to be a dick
Part One: When a girl tells you that she doesn’t drink tell her that through experience you’ve found out that girls who don’t drink are lame. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. This girl is clearly not an exception.
Hila: hi
Hila: you up?
Me: hi
Hila: how ya doing?
Me: im good, just finished watching the laker game and putting stuff in the dryer
Hila: NICE
Hila: exciting
Me: whats up with you?
Hila: totally tired
Me: then its bed time for you!
Hila: yea
Me: i probably have another 3 hours
Hila: but I feel ultra lame going to bed at 930pm
Me: you are lame, remember
Hila: THanks
Me: thats what im here for
Hila: can I have your babies now…
Hila: great
Me: no sorry, im fixed
Hila: haha
Hila: you are mean, I am going to let you go.
Me: flattery will get you everywhere
Hila: insulting wont
Hila: I am NOT lame
Me: who are you trying to convince? 
:D
Hila: no one
Hila: Good night mean guy in LA. Sweet dreams.
Me: night
Hila: when you feel like being nice, I might consider meeting up with you. Only if you are nice.
She also told me she doesn’t put out. Can someone please explain what my incentive would be?
05.13.09
They train them so young
poodleloverEC08: did you watch the lakers last night
Jewberg: i did, thank goodness they played well
poodleloverEC08: i agree..what do you do for a living…are you rich
Jewberg: hahaha
Jewberg: am i rich?
poodleloverEC08: how rich…i like 5 star hotels and i need a an who own his well are you…why is that funny?
Jewberg: you are only 18… what do you know about such things?
poodleloverEC08: i know because i have rich parents and i need to contiue that lifestyle
Jewberg: so they taught you to find a rich guy ? what about going to school and working hard?
Jewberg: do you still live with your parents?
Jewberg: are you even hot? where is your pic?
poodleloverEC08: i am sooooooo hot..i look just like Penelope Cruse..so there
poodleloverEC08: thats the truth
Jewberg: lets see a pic
poodleloverEC08: just think of penelope
Jewberg: if you send me a pic i will tell you how rich i am
poodleloverEC08: i have my parents $$$$ i dont need you pic.. i am just
Jewberg: just what?
Jewberg: fat?
Jewberg: lazy?
poodleloverEC08: no…i am not fat.. i have a perfect body
Jewberg: then you wouldnt mind showing me
poodleloverEC08: you need to work for my pic
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: you need to work for my wallet
poodleloverEC08: ha
poodleloverEC08: noway
poodleloverEC08: do you take propecia
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: have you even gotten your training bra yet?
Jewberg: or finished high school?
Jewberg: are you persian?
poodleloverEC08: I am attending USC MEDICAL
Jewberg: at 18? hahahah
Jewberg: sure you are
Jewberg: you dont know the first thing about anatomy
poodleloverEC08: YES I AM…I AM PERSIAN
Jewberg: no wonder
poodleloverEC08: I SKIPPED 2 GRADES
Jewberg: persian virgin who lives with her parents who thinks that going to SMC will lead to pharmacy school at usc
Jewberg: skipping remedial classes doesnt count
Jewberg: good luck finding your persian prince
Jewberg: to buy you our beamer
Jewberg: and buy gifts without you having to put out
Jewberg: its all good
Jewberg: choobi
poodleloverEC08: I HAVE MANY OF THEM
05.10.09
A 29 year old persian virgin still living at home with her parents
Jewberg: are you a virgin?
itsmeCC: yes
Jewberg: thats too bad
Jewberg: 29 and still a virgin living with her parents
Jewberg: and you are pretty hot too
itsmeCC: i don’t think it’s too bad
itsmeCC: i’m not a virgin because i’m persian
HAHAHAAH why else would you still be a virgin…
