03.26.09
Posted in um yeah at 12:21 am by Heebus
I took a different approach this time. But she brought up the virginity stuff before I got a chance.
Bruin87: have you ever met anyone on jdate?
Jewberg: yep, quite a few people over the years
Jewberg: ive been here on and off
Jewberg: what about yourself?
Bruin87: just one
Bruin87: turned out to be a d-bag
Jewberg: i see it was spectacular, thats why you are here
Jewberg: i thought girls loved douchbags
Bruin87: nope not me
Jewberg: haha, you mean smart girls dont like them?
Jewberg: what made him a douche?
Bruin87: we went out on like 6 dates
Bruin87: and i thought he was a genuine person and i thought i liked him
Bruin87: and he aksed me when we were going to have sex
Bruin87: and i said not till marriage and he said well i don’t think we should see eachother anymore cause i only started dating you to hook up
At this point I should have just closed the window but I decided to probe further
Bruin87: it was funny and sad at the same time
Jewberg: oh i see, why do all persian girls want to wait for marriage?
Bruin87: it has been drilled into our heads
Jewberg: but why?
Bruin87: and fear of parents
Bruin87: but personaly
Jewberg: i know persian girls who arent virgins who still claim to be
Bruin87: for me it’s a choice
Bruin87: because i want my husband to be different from all the other guys i have dated
Jewberg: you mean, sucky in bed? 
Bruin87: no
Bruin87: if you fuck everyone
Bruin87: then what differentiated a bf from a husband
Bruin87: ?
Bruin87: i know girls liek that too
Jewberg: someone that you are sexually attracted to and who has a good personality
Jewberg: what i dont understand is you know you this has been drilled into you yet you still say its a choice
Bruin87: we can agree to disagree
Jewberg: even though you are scared of your parents
Jewberg: well its not an “agree to disagree”
Bruin87: y?
Jewberg: you havent experienced it so you really dont have groundsd to make your argument
Jewberg: before people have sex they think its this super special thing
Jewberg: but it really isnt a big deal
Jewberg: what you are going to find
Bruin87: you don’t have to experience everything to have a n opinion and choice
Jewberg: is that the guys who fit your “criteria” or very insecure and not as mature as you would like them to be
Jewberg: you are correct, but you need experience to make an informed and qualified decision
Jewberg: just because you made an opinion, doesnt mean its a good one
Bruin87: i never said it was
Jewberg: listen im nto trying to degrade you
Jewberg: but you need to understand the men you are going to be filtering out
Bruin87: i don’t take offense in anything you say
Bruin87: I know what i’m doing but thanks for your concern
Jewberg: heh, i thought i knew what i was doing at 21 too
Jewberg: you will find out
Jewberg: have a good night
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03.23.09
Posted in um yeah at 8:55 pm by Heebus
Jewberg: are you a persian princess?
OneOriginalGal: i’m a persian queen!
OneOriginalGal: forget princess!
Jewberg: queen… who’s your king?
OneOriginalGal: ha - didnt think of that
OneOriginalGal: i was born a queen!
OneOriginalGal: lol
Jewberg: lies
Jewberg: do you still live with your parents? if so you are definately a princess
OneOriginalGal: i do live with the folks - but thats just following traditiotn
OneOriginalGal: tradition
Jewberg: what other traditions do you follow?
OneOriginalGal: persian you mean?
Jewberg: sure
Jewberg: so far you arent sounding too original
OneOriginalGal: how original do you want me to be?
OneOriginalGal: u persian?
Jewberg: no thank god
OneOriginalGal: you are not fond of them?
Jewberg: depends on how persian you are
Jewberg: some are cool
Jewberg: but the textbook persian princesses from beverly hills i can do with out
OneOriginalGal: thats too bad - because that just generalizing us
OneOriginalGal: and putting a label
OneOriginalGal: not all of us are the same
Jewberg: oh yeah , let me ask you some questions
Jewberg: you already said you live at home, do you drive a bmw?
Jewberg: or mercedes?
OneOriginalGal: no bmw or benz
Jewberg: toyota camry?
OneOriginalGal: nope
Jewberg: ok, did you go to smc before transferring to ucla?
OneOriginalGal: nope
Jewberg: do you wish you were at usc dentistry or pharamacy school?
OneOriginalGal: neither
Jewberg: hmm maybe you arent textbook
OneOriginalGal: see i dont fit into that mold
Jewberg: do you still claim to be a virgin?
OneOriginalGal: ha
OneOriginalGal: i plead the fifth
Jewberg: so you take it in the butt only?
OneOriginalGal: u nasty
Jewberg: yeah i guess you arent typical
Jewberg: just the living at home and claiming to be a virgin at 27
OneOriginalGal: u get what you read
OneOriginalGal: what u see is what you get
Jewberg: well you dont have a pic
OneOriginalGal: i mean my profile
Jewberg: there is not much thats original in there
Jewberg: do you only date persian guys?
OneOriginalGal: no i date ashkenaz
Jewberg: hmm well good luck with that, ashkenaz dont like to date virgins
OneOriginalGal: whats bad about being pure
Jewberg: it guarantees you will be horrible at sex
Jewberg: and that you still have some notion about being pure
Jewberg: when its all BS
OneOriginalGal: that doesnt prove anything
OneOriginalGal: just cuz someone doesnt have experience
OneOriginalGal: doesnt mean they are not good at something
Jewberg: yes it does, thats exactly what it means
OneOriginalGal: are u good?
Jewberg: baby, im great
Jewberg: because ive got a lot of practice
OneOriginalGal: oh yeah?
OneOriginalGal: how much practice?
Jewberg: the last 10 years
OneOriginalGal: wow, when was your last time?
Jewberg: last week
OneOriginalGal: how was it?
Jewberg: ive had better
Jewberg: do i sense some jealousy?
Jewberg: if we met, would you let me test your purity with my fingers?
OneOriginalGal: yeah?
OneOriginalGal: and then what would u do?
Jewberg: depends on what you want, but it seems like you dont want much
OneOriginalGal: u can test sure
Jewberg: oh so you let guys touch you down there
OneOriginalGal: if they seem to be allright
Jewberg: define alright
OneOriginalGal: fine and makes me wet
Jewberg: what makes you wet?
OneOriginalGal: when i’m horney
Jewberg: what gets you going
OneOriginalGal: a cute guy
OneOriginalGal: when he’s hard
Jewberg: do you think im cute from my pics?
OneOriginalGal: yeah i like the last one
Jewberg: so you like the glasses
OneOriginalGal: yeah
Jewberg: i wear contacts mostly, but for you i can make an exception
Jewberg: does it make me look smarter than i already am?
OneOriginalGal: oh thanks
OneOriginalGal: yeah it makes u look like a business man
OneOriginalGal: i like guys in suits
OneOriginalGal: or uniforms
Jewberg: what about scrubs?
OneOriginalGal: of course
Jewberg: awesome, ill wear my scrubs 
OneOriginalGal: do u wear any?
OneOriginalGal: uniform?
Jewberg: yeah for work when i go to hospitals
OneOriginalGal: doing what?
Jewberg: i design implantable medical devices
OneOriginalGal: is that a fancy word for fake boobs?
Jewberg: no, my devices go into the heart
Jewberg: i wish they were fake boobs
OneOriginalGal: whoa, u must be smart?
Jewberg: im a genius baby
OneOriginalGal: or at least sound like one
OneOriginalGal: are u genius in bed?
Jewberg: i make every girl happy
OneOriginalGal: how happ?
OneOriginalGal: happy
Jewberg: i wont cum until you do
Jewberg: but im not sure youve ever cum
Jewberg: so you might be very difficult
OneOriginalGal: looks like they dont come back
Jewberg: they do
OneOriginalGal: how do you know?
Jewberg: you plead the 5th
Jewberg: usually means guilty
Jewberg: lets see a pic
OneOriginalGal: i dont give pics to perves
Jewberg: im not a perv, im just a guy
Jewberg: 100% of guys on here think like i do
Jewberg: but im the only one with balls to sayit
Jewberg: but thats ok
Jewberg: you probably havent gotten your requisite nose job yet
OneOriginalGal: go suck on yourself
Jewberg: god i wish i could then i wouldnt have to deal with cunts like you
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Posted in um yeah at 1:20 am by Heebus
Jewsocrazy2280: so what type of girls do you like?
Jewsocrazy2280: Personality and looks
Jewberg: smart and sexy
Jewberg: smart, funny, cute, ambitious and independent
Jewsocrazy2280: whats cute to you?
Jewsocrazy2280: what do you look for?
Jewberg: girls who will stay young looking
Jewsocrazy2280: lol
Jewsocrazy2280: big girl, skinny girl??
Jewberg: i know its horrible to say
Jewsocrazy2280: talll, short?
Jewberg: i dont care about height
Jewberg: i like girls who are in good shape
Jewsocrazy2280: k
Jewberg: what about you? what do you like?
Jewsocrazy2280: taller g uys than me
Jewberg: how tall are you?
Jewsocrazy2280: more on the chunkier side
Jewsocrazy2280: 5′9
Jewsocrazy2280: nice smile
Jewsocrazy2280: Funny, easy going
Jewsocrazy2280: just do you know..I am on the chubbier side
Jewberg: im 5′10
Jewsocrazy2280: just throwing that out there
Jewberg: im aware
Jewberg: you like chunky guys?
Jewsocrazy2280: a little
Jewsocrazy2280: I mean it all depends
Jewsocrazy2280: I have different taste
Jewsocrazy2280: I guess its hard to say
Jewberg: i dont think i could date a girl who weighs more than me
Jewsocrazy2280: well then maybe we shouldnt talk
Jewsocrazy2280: I dont think I want to chat to a guy that thinks that way
Jewsocrazy2280: kinda rude to say something liket hat
Jewberg: but chubby girls give great head
Jewsocrazy2280: I am going to go
Jewsocrazy2280: good luck on here
Jewberg: thanks, have a good one
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03.16.09
Posted in um yeah at 2:03 am by Heebus
I apologize in advance that this thing is so hard to read but I still have to share it. This is my conversation with the stupidest person on the planet. I feel sorry for all you persians out there that get a bad rap from this girl. But even this girl tries to tell me persian girls are all the same…
princess007A8FD: do u have gf
jewberg: why would i be on jdate if i had a gf?
jewberg: do you have a boyfriend?
princess007A8FD: no
jewberg: im here to meet sexy persian girls
princess007A8FD: oh
princess007A8FD: u like persian girls
jewberg: i do
princess007A8FD:
princess007A8FD: oh wow
jewberg: but not ones who only like persian guys
princess007A8FD: do u like sex
jewberg: who doesnt?
princess007A8FD: oh u do
jewberg: do you?
princess007A8FD: no not really
princess007A8FD: just teasing u ha ha’
princess007A8FD: did u have sex before
jewberg: haha i was about to say, im sorry youve had such bad experiences
jewberg: yes i have, are you a virgin?
princess007A8FD: oh really
princess007A8FD: with your gf
jewberg: i dont have a gf
princess007A8FD: before
princess007A8FD: can i ask u this
jewberg: ive had sex with gf’s and non gf’s
princess007A8FD: how would i know if a guy already had sex
princess007A8FD: how the guy react usually
jewberg: um
jewberg: yeah, its a maturity thing
jewberg: if he isnt trying to have sex with you, hesa virgin
jewberg: otherwise, hes had sex
princess007A8FD: oh so is he doesnt want to have sex he is virgin
jewberg: yeah
jewberg: im guessing you are a virgin still
princess007A8FD: is that true
princess007A8FD: what the bout his is coming to have but not exactly
princess007A8FD: like but fingering why some guys do that
jewberg: english please?
jewberg: wait, can you rewrite that again please?
princess007A8FD: sure
princess007A8FD: if the guy finger a girl what is the reason
jewberg: to make her cum
princess007A8FD: so he wants to have sex right
jewberg: yes, all guys do
princess007A8FD: no not all guys
jewberg: yes
jewberg: all guys
princess007A8FD: i mean one finger
princess007A8FD: or is that mean to try if she is virgin or not
jewberg: no
jewberg: its to get you wet honey
jewberg: hes not checking
jewberg: he doesnt care, he wants to get you horny so you will fuck him
princess007A8FD: can he check l ike that
jewberg: no
princess007A8FD: why not
jewberg: well he can kinda, but thats not why he does it
princess007A8FD: so serioulsy it doesnt mean to see if the girl is viring or not
jewberg: no, not at all
jewberg: guys dont care
jewberg: we prefer girls not to be virgins
princess007A8FD: no some guys care
jewberg: the guys who care havent had sex
jewberg: because virgins are terrible in bed
princess007A8FD: no they hadent
princess007A8FD: hey so he used to finger to make cum
jewberg: yeah, we want to get the girl wet and horny
princess007A8FD: be serious
jewberg: i am!!!!
princess007A8FD: he did it too fast
jewberg: i cant tell if you are seriously asking me these questions
jewberg: what do you mean too fast
jewberg: did he stick it in you or play with your clit?
princess007A8FD: no
princess007A8FD: not playing
princess007A8FD: like he wants to check
jewberg: ok see this is why you have to stop dating persian guys
jewberg: like right now
jewberg: because you guys have been brainwashed
jewberg: to think that virginity some pure thing
princess007A8FD: no he didnt tell me
princess007A8FD: he wasnt to check
princess007A8FD: im gessing
princess007A8FD: can a guy find out with fingering
jewberg: no
princess007A8FD: they cant
jewberg: do you want to talk on the phone?
princess007A8FD: yea but not now
jewberg: tina
jewberg: are you a virgin?
jewberg: it sounds like you are
princess007A8FD: can u answer me
jewberg: im not a virgin
princess007A8FD: do u think if a guy just sleep and just touching did he had sex
jewberg: no
jewberg: he has to stick his penis in you for sex
princess007A8FD: i know
princess007A8FD: im wondering if he had or not
princess007A8FD: how could i know
jewberg: you ask him
jewberg: but you can find out
jewberg: how old is he
princess007A8FD: well i dont
princess007A8FD: becauavse usually guys dont tell truth
princess007A8FD: some guys
jewberg: sometimes i think im the last honest guy out there
jewberg: ok so let me ask you this
jewberg: what would you do if he was a virgin?
princess007A8FD: nothing
jewberg: and what would you do if he wasnt?
princess007A8FD: its ok but i want t o knw
princess007A8FD: because he did that o me to see if im virin or not
jewberg: are you?
princess007A8FD: so by fingering he cant know or not
jewberg: no
jewberg: but are you!
princess007A8FD: no i told him i was with guy
princess007A8FD: yea i am
princess007A8FD: i was with diffrent guy
princess007A8FD: so i told him i had i want to see his reaction
jewberg: so you lied to him to see his reaction but youve never had sex
princess007A8FD: yea but i couldnt find out is he is or not
jewberg: why would you lie to him
jewberg: what is the point?
jewberg: why havent you had sex?
jewberg: what are you waiting for?
princess007A8FD: i like to have with reall guy
princess007A8FD: and love
jewberg: how do you know what a real guy is?
jewberg: have you ever been in love?
princess007A8FD: yea
princess007A8FD: so what is the point of fingering
jewberg: wait seriously, are you really this dumb?
jewberg: i hope you werent born here and thats the excuse for the horrible communication
jewberg: ive told you a million times
jewberg: a guy fingers a girl to get her wet and horny
jewberg: so that you will let him put his penis in you
princess007A8FD: but he wasnt fingering
princess007A8FD: he used one
jewberg: ok so he has no idea what he is doing
princess007A8FD: just touching the g
princess007A8FD: so what does it mean
jewberg: it means he is a stupid virgin with no clue how to get a girl off
jewberg: do you like that answer?
jewberg: did you ask him why he didnt make you cum?
jewberg: or maybe you are too hairy down there?
jewberg: have you douched recently?
jewberg: i need more context honey
jewberg: why did you let him touch your hooha?
princess007A8FD: why
princess007A8FD: what do u mean hooha
jewberg: vagina, pussy, meat curtain, etc
princess007A8FD: i didnt want but im guesing he wants to check somehtn
jewberg: no
jewberg: no
jewberg: no
princess007A8FD: he did it on purpose
jewberg: a guy cant tell from that
princess007A8FD: i think they could
jewberg: great, then you asked me for what reason
princess007A8FD: then he told me no cheking is two fingers
princess007A8FD: but he used one
jewberg: maybe you are a tight little pussy?
princess007A8FD: so defintely guy cant find out like this
princess007A8FD: by fingering
princess007A8FD: so then why he touched the g part
jewberg: whats the g part
princess007A8FD: like the pop up
jewberg: the clit?
princess007A8FD: yea
princess007A8FD: so did he want to have sex
jewberg: do you know what the clit does?
jewberg: have you ever touched it yourself?
princess007A8FD: answer
princess007A8FD: me
princess007A8FD: did he want to have sex
princess007A8FD: like this
jewberg: YESS
jewberg: all guys want to have sex
princess007A8FD: oh
jewberg: whena guy touches your clit
jewberg: he wants to fuck you
jewberg: when a guy takes you to dinner, he wants to fuck you
princess007A8FD: thats not true not all time
jewberg: yes its true
jewberg: unless otherwise stated
princess007A8FD: so this guy had sex already or not
princess007A8FD: he told me i dont have sex with jeewish girls
princess007A8FD: that mewns he had
princess007A8FD: right
jewberg: yes
jewberg: was he jewish?
princess007A8FD: yea
princess007A8FD: but do u think he wanted to have sex with me too
jewberg: persian?
jewberg: are you hot?
princess007A8FD: with this kind of issee touching and finger
jewberg: did his penis get hard?
princess007A8FD: i dont know
princess007A8FD: but he let me touch it what does it mean
princess007A8FD: only from his clothes
jewberg: was it hard?
princess007A8FD: i dont know
jewberg: have you ever seen a penis?
princess007A8FD: no
princess007A8FD: do he wanted to have sex right
jewberg: no because if he ended up getting you pregnant the baby would be so dumb the world would implode
princess007A8FD: \
princess007A8FD:
princess007A8FD: im not dumb
princess007A8FD: because he was alier
princess007A8FD: lier
princess007A8FD: he told me i did this to chek your maturity
princess007A8FD: what does it mean
princess007A8FD: because i had diziness
jewberg: were you born here in the US?
princess007A8FD: no
princess007A8FD: so he could check majhority
princess007A8FD: with fingering
jewberg: are you stupid enough to believe him
princess007A8FD: majhority what
princess007A8FD: no
jewberg: okg
jewberg: tina
jewberg: your typing is giving me a headache
princess007A8FD: sorry
jewberg: i hope your resume has less spelling errors
princess007A8FD: kind of tired
jewberg: you should focus on communicating better
jewberg: because its obvious you are immature and need some worldly experience
jewberg: i hope you dont come off like this to your potential employers
princess007A8FD: no im ok
jewberg: are you?
princess007A8FD: kind of upset now
jewberg: you are 26 and a virgin and havent figured out guys
jewberg: youve probably never had an orgasm
jewberg: and youve never seen a penis
princess007A8FD: most girls are like this
jewberg: no
jewberg: no they arent
princess007A8FD: espcially jewish
jewberg: no
jewberg: no they arent
jewberg: ive slept with plenty of jewish women
princess007A8FD: yea
jewberg: they are not nearly as retarded as you
princess007A8FD: persaian
jewberg: ive fucked persian women
jewberg: they pretend to be dumb virgins
princess007A8FD: wow
jewberg: but they are all sluts
jewberg: and they take it in the ass to save the pussy for marriage
princess007A8FD: yea oral
princess007A8FD: with out clothes
princess007A8FD: they did with u
jewberg: no, they let me stick it in their pussies
jewberg: where normal people have sex?
jewberg: you know
jewberg: like you see in pornos
princess007A8FD: can i tell u something what if he touches breast
princess007A8FD: does he want sex
princess007A8FD: and saw my breast i felt so bad
princess007A8FD: does he wantt sex
jewberg: seriously tina
jewberg: what the fuck is wrong with you
princess007A8FD: i was trying him to see if he wants
princess007A8FD: so is he touches me that means he wants
princess007A8FD: is that right
jewberg: just say, hey i want to have sex, is that so hard
jewberg: ok, i think you should show me a pic now
princess007A8FD: sure
princess007A8FD: but now now
princess007A8FD: i like this conversaiton
princess007A8FD: so u think thy guy had a sex already
jewberg: stop
princess007A8FD: another itme he told me no
jewberg: you keep asking the same stupid shit
jewberg: i dont care
jewberg: you know who wants sex?
jewberg: me
jewberg: are you going to give it to me?
princess007A8FD: so he did that to me to start sex
princess007A8FD: is that right
jewberg: im done with you
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