09.23.08
There’s no right way to…
Have you ever seen a girl with a pretty face and thought to yourself, “man, that girl would look great if she lost 30 lbs.” Or how about you go on a blind date with a girl who is “slightly” overweight but has an awesome personality. What are you supposed to do? You can’t let your friends see you with a fatty. What if you had the crazy notion of actually dating a fatty with the intention of “transforming” her in to the girl of your dreams?
Women try to do this to men all the time. They see a guy and say, “I’m going to turn him into the perfect boyfriend!” Well we all know this never works. You simply cannot change people. No guy wants to be turned into the pussy that his girlfriend wants him to be and no girl wants to sit there belching, farting and watching sports with the guys. The more compromises you have to make in a relationship, the less likely the person is right for you.
So what can you do?
There is no right way to tell a girl she needs to lose weight. It’s a futile endeavor. They will bait you and deny it if it ever even comes up. Twice in my life I went out with girls who were pretty cool and fun to hang out with. But at the end of the night I didn’t want things to proceed any further because I thought they were too big for my liking. In both cases, they later asked me why I didn’t like them.
There are blunt ways to do it:
me: so wait, ellie was giving you shit about erica?
Joshua: yeah, she was like why didn’t you talk to erica
what is wrong with her
she kept asking me
me: are girls that dumb that they dont realize we dont like fatties?
Joshua: and i was like she is very nice but i didn’t look at her like that
me: like i went on a date with this girl
and i wasnt attracted to her
because she was a little bigger
Joshua: well she wanted me to say exactly what you said and i wasn’t going to
i am not going to be an asshole about it
me: and so she kept bugging me about why i didnt want to keep seeing her
and told me to be honest
Joshua: and you were and she hates you now
me: and i told her, you have an awesome personality, i like hanging with you, i would just like you better if you were a little thinner
and she called me a fag
Joshua: wow
you actually said it to her
me: hells yeah
i have no shame
maybe she will lose weight now and make someone else happy
she gave the best bj i ever got
i bet erica gives a mean bj
Joshua: big girls like to gobble up the dick
they are usually used to have something in there mouth
There are the nicest possible ways to do it:
(10:29:21 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: so who is this new jdate girl
(10:29:58 PM) lernerbot: oh, just some girl
(10:30:04 PM) lernerbot: who sent me her pic and shes hot
(10:30:07 PM) lernerbot: and id hit it
(10:30:11 PM) lernerbot: if she wants to 
(10:30:32 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: hahahaha
(10:30:38 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: i think ud hit alot
(10:31:02 PM) lernerbot: i would
(10:31:04 PM) lernerbot: i wont lie
(10:31:08 PM) lernerbot: i find beauty in everything
(10:31:12 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: hahaha
(10:31:20 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: thats good
(10:33:08 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: i guess im a little more picky
(10:33:55 PM) lernerbot: well im not picky in looks per se
(10:33:58 PM) lernerbot: just personality
(10:34:04 PM) lernerbot: i like women of all shapes sizes and colors
(10:34:07 PM) lernerbot: but iw ont date a fat chick
(10:34:17 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: so thats not all shapes
(10:34:31 PM) lernerbot: i may hook up with one
(10:34:34 PM) lernerbot: but wont date one
(10:34:38 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: hahahaha
(10:34:40 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: what is fat
(10:34:43 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: like how big
(10:35:14 PM) lernerbot: depends on the height of a person
(10:35:19 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: okay
(10:35:20 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: like 5′4
(10:35:34 PM) lernerbot: haha how tall are you?
(10:35:37 PM) lernerbot: and are you baiting me
(10:35:43 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: hmm im like 5′4
(10:37:19 PM) lernerbot: 120
(10:40:32 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: oooo thats little
(10:42:12 PM) lernerbot: normal
(10:42:36 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: im not 120
(10:42:38 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: so im fat?
(10:43:14 PM) lernerbot: how much do you weigh?
(10:43:21 PM) lernerbot: when i last saw you, you were too big for my taste
(10:43:39 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: ohhh wow
(10:47:32 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: u think ur a good looking guy?
(10:47:44 PM) lernerbot: i have to think i am
(10:47:50 PM) lernerbot: or else im not confident right?
(10:48:00 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: but theres a difference between truth
(10:48:04 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and feeling confident
(10:48:09 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: guys can be ugly but confident
(10:48:29 PM) lernerbot: well sometimes i think i look good, sometimes i think i look bad
(10:49:07 PM) lernerbot: but
(10:49:09 PM) lernerbot: i know im awesome
(10:49:15 PM) lernerbot: i know im not david beckham
(10:49:19 PM) lernerbot: but i could be a lot worse
(10:49:27 PM) lernerbot: i wasnt in good shape when i met you
(10:49:31 PM) lernerbot: im in better shape now
(10:49:35 PM) lernerbot: still have a ways to go
(10:49:41 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: yep
(10:49:47 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: well u can work a little more on being nice
(10:49:53 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: cuz i have been nothing but nice to you
(10:50:00 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and i found ur comment super offensive
(10:50:04 PM) lernerbot: which one?
(10:50:05 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: ive never been told that before
(10:50:09 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: that im too fat
(10:50:20 PM) lernerbot: no offense
(10:50:22 PM) lernerbot: but
(10:50:32 PM) lernerbot: no girl in the history of the world is going to take that nicely
(10:50:39 PM) lernerbot: so i said it in the best way possible
(10:50:47 PM) lernerbot: but you asked
(10:50:54 PM) lernerbot: so you brought this upon yourself
(10:51:34 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: yep
(10:51:56 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: ive dated guys that are in great shape
(10:51:59 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and good looking
(10:52:04 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and they’ve never told me that
(10:52:14 PM) lernerbot: you asked
(10:52:14 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and i actually hooked up with them
(10:52:32 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: i have a big chest…so of course i will not be a size 0
(10:52:39 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: but im not like a big size
(10:52:44 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: so it doesnt make sense to me
(10:53:12 PM) lernerbot: lets not get into a detailed argument
(10:53:22 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: it was super mean
(10:53:31 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: and i dont think i was ever mean to u
(10:54:01 PM) lernerbot: /facepalm
(10:54:24 PM) Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl: whatever
This is how not to react when you find out you are on the heeblog:
12:19 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl hey
12:20 heebus hi
12:20 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i would appreciate it if you took my screen name off ur blog
12:20 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl as your example of a “fat girl”
12:21 heebus im sorry, i dont think i can oblige
12:22 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl that’s my personal conversation
12:22 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl u honestly have no respect for me?
12:22 heebus you think walking is overrated, how can i respect that
12:22 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i got injured working out
12:23 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl yes, i work out
12:23 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i just think after everything, u could have enough respect for me
12:23 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl then to put me on ur blog
12:23 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i thought we talked enough, that you could understand that
12:24 heebus the more we talk, the more ridiculous you seem, you are perfect for the blog
12:24 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl what?
12:24 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i havent talked to u in months and then someone i know sends me that link
12:24 heebus oh i have another fan?
12:24 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl are u looking for a reaction?
12:25 heebus yeah, people’s laughter, its the stuff dreams are made of
12:26 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl well, i guess i can talk to u reasonably
12:26 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl to remove my name
12:27 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl so i will just go another route
12:27 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl *cant
12:27 heebus your name? did you have a name change to Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl?
12:27 heebus what kind of route do you think you can take?
12:27 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i can send this link to my lawyers
12:27 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl its MY screen name up there
12:27 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl its my name
12:28 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl ill see what they say
12:28 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl slander and defamation of character
12:29 heebus then i will countersue you for causing global climate change with that big fat ass
12:29 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl lee…stop
12:29 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl honestly
12:29 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl im not going to argue this
12:29 heebus no apparently you want your lawyers to
12:29 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl yeah, i do
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i asked u nicely
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl to remove my name and u said no
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl you met me right after i had a massive life changing surgery
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl and i wasnt able to do things
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl im in perfect health and condition now
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl and for you to post my screen name up there
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl and call me FAT
12:30 heebus yet your mom still does your laundry
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl there are plenty of ppl out there who are overweight and dont take care of themselves
12:30 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl but no right to say i need to lose 30 pounds
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl who cares what my mom does
12:31 heebus im pretty sure i didnt capitalize the whole word, but it might add a nice touch
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl girls only use u for money
12:31 heebus thats funny, i spend nothing on girls
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl yeah, but thats the only reason any girl would settle
12:31 heebus the last girl i had sex with spent money on me
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl and u know that…thats why u hide the fact u make money
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl very cool
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl honestly, im happy with whatever u end up w.
12:31 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl but i would appreciate u take me down
12:32 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i dont deserve that
12:32 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl i liked u as a person
12:32 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl and i cant believe u thought of me so little
12:32 heebus honey, nothing i think about you is little
12:32 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl ok
12:33 heebus you have no sense of humor
12:34 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl its funny?
12:34 heebus im laughing my ass off
12:39 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl are you taking it down?
12:39 heebus not exactly
12:40 Overly Sensitive Heavy Girl okay, then i choose to go the other route