02.16.08
Posted in um yeah at 2:51 am by Heebus
111179234: oh well i am an ANGEL
111179234: the purest of kinds
Jewberg: virgin eh?
111179234: indeed
Jewberg: persian?
111179234: perhaps
Jewberg: haha
Jewberg: typical
111179234: really
111179234: y’s that
Jewberg: all persian girls claim to be virgins
111179234: well im not claiming
111179234: sadly
Jewberg: why would you still be a virgin at 23?
111179234: y wouldnt i
111179234: is the better question
Jewberg: because you need to get laid already so
you can get good at it
Jewberg: so that when you find someone you like
he doesnt have to teach you everything
111179234: but what if there’s no one decent to get
done by
Jewberg: there are plenty of decent people to get
done b
Jewberg: by
111179234: really
111179234: where
Jewberg: find some hot guy
Jewberg: and say , fuck me now k thanks
111179234: right but im not a guy
111179234: we like the first time to be special
Jewberg: yeah, thats why you can say that
Jewberg: which is totally retarded
Jewberg: why should it be special?
Jewberg: once you do it
Jewberg: you realize its not special
Jewberg: because the first time sucks
111179234: cuz its the whole wanting to have a first
time good memory thing
Jewberg: there is nothing you can do to make the
first a good memory
Jewberg: you will hurt
111179234: no no no
111179234: its not about that
111179234: good memory = right person
111179234: u dont wanna regret doin it with some
asshole
Jewberg: you are going to do that anyway
111179234: u wish was burning in hell 10 months
later
Jewberg: you are going to feel that about any guy
Jewberg: we all just want sex
111179234: true
Jewberg: so get used to the fact that guys are
assholes
Jewberg: and play them
111179234: but some put out longer
Jewberg: and get what you want
111179234: so they are more worthyyy
Jewberg: ?
111179234: its like whats it called
111179234: when frat guys do all kinda stupid crazy
shit
111179234: when pledging
Jewberg: hazing?
111179234: im thinkin of something else
111179234: but hazin works all the same
111179234: basically its like hazin
111179234: let the best man win
Jewberg: whats the prize?
111179234: lets see who’s the most loyal n worthy
Jewberg: taken your virginity?
Jewberg: because virgins suck at sex
Jewberg: so why chase after it
111179234: i dont know u tell me
Jewberg: i dont want to ever bang a virgin
Jewberg: ever ever ever ever
Jewberg: i like girls who know what they like and are
good at what they do
111179234: yeah thing is guys dont necessarily
know theyre datin a virgin
Jewberg: yeah they do
111179234: how would they know until the whole
sex situation occurs
Jewberg: because its a maturity thing
Jewberg: that you will realize when you are done
111179234: mmm yeah noo
111179234: i would know
Jewberg: mm yeah you have no clue
111179234: trust me
111179234: actually i do
111179234: believe it or not
111179234: b/c people tell me alll the time
111179234: how they think im sooo experienced
Jewberg: at what?
111179234: at the whole sex thing
111179234: little do they know
Jewberg: experienced?
Jewberg: wtf ar eyou talking about
Jewberg: how can someone tell you that you are
experienced if they arent ffucking you
111179234: so some random guy would never know
im a virgin unless i specifically told him
111179234: no im talking about random people i
talk to
Jewberg: if i met you and talked to you i would know
111179234: its about talking the talk
111179234: trussstt me u wouldnt
Jewberg: ok fine i wouldnt
111179234: ud like to think u would
Jewberg: i still dont want to bang you
111179234: hahaha
111179234: ok
111179234: doesnt bother me
111179234: but for the record
111179234: i know what i like
Jewberg: oh yeah? do you use toys?
111179234: jus cuz a chick is a virgin doesnt mean
she doesnt know
Jewberg: do you masturbate?
111179234: thats for me to know, u to find outttt
111179234:
Jewberg: virginal answer
Jewberg: if you dont there is no way you know what
you like
111179234: so y did u ask
Jewberg: because i dont believe you
Jewberg: you are all talk
Jewberg: but your talk is cheap
111179234: so u think i dont know what i like
Jewberg: if you dont masturbate how could you
111179234: i never said i dont
Jewberg: has a guy ever made you orgasm?
111179234: perhappps
111179234: so if u found some girl incredibly
attractive and interesting u wouldnt date her if she
was a virgin
Jewberg: nope
111179234: (i definitely not referring to myself
sidenote)
111179234: wow see now that depresses me
Jewberg: why?
Jewberg: because your thinking might be wrong?
111179234: that tells me that u value the sex part
wayyy more than a lot of other also equally as
important things
Jewberg: no no no
Jewberg: sex is equal to the rest
Jewberg: and by being a virgin, you already know
half the equation sucks
Jewberg: why would i want to date someone bad at
sex?
Jewberg: thats like driving a car that looks good on
the outside but is uncomfortable
111179234: ok i see what ur saying
111179234: but i still disagree
111179234: for the following reason
111179234: even though u may have to work for it
111179234: and it might suck at the beginning
111179234: once the person gets good
111179234: then its sweeetttt
Jewberg: yeah thats super optimistic
111179234: a sweet deal that is
111179234: who’s to say someone who’s not a
virgin is good anyway
Jewberg: im not putting in the effort when i know the
outcome
111179234: the overwhelming majority of girls i
know, sadly, have never experienced an orgasm
111179234: even though theyve been having sex a
while
Jewberg: yep because they dont masturbate and
therefore dont know what they like and therefore
cannot communicate to a guy what they like
111179234: right
111179234: so in that case
111179234: wouldnt a guy be better off with a girl
who’s a virgin but masterbates
111179234: than one who’s not a vrigin but doesnt
Jewberg: do you give head?
111179234: thus proving my point
111179234: thats besides the point
Jewberg: no its related
111179234: im making an argument here
111179234: and i believe i just won my fucking case
111179234:
Jewberg: you argument is only valid ina subspace
of the realm of sex
Jewberg: you forget to take into account that girls
who lose their virginity to guys become emotionally
attached
Jewberg: and us guys dont really like to deal with
that
Jewberg: since youve never dealt with it
Jewberg: and we know its comin
111179234: ok valid
Jewberg: id rather do a girl that isnt going to bleed
all over my sheets the first time
Jewberg: and cry for 30 minutes int he bathroom
afterwards
111179234: even if she doesnt know what she
wants
111179234: wtf
Jewberg: yes thats what you are in store for
111179234: granted i havent been there
111179234: so i cant say 100% that i wouldnt do that
111179234: but knowing me, i really doubt it
Jewberg: well good for you
Jewberg: do you give head?
111179234: hahahahah
111179234: persistent huh
Jewberg: im curious
111179234: perhappps
Jewberg: do you like to give head?
111179234: u know ive realized
111179234: guys are the biggest suckers for
ambiguity and elusiveness
Jewberg: now you are going off topic
Jewberg: im trying to make apoint here
111179234: ok
111179234: im listening
Jewberg: do you like to give head?
111179234: ur assuming i do
Jewberg: i dont assume shit
Jewberg: im asking you to tell me
111179234: well to the last question
111179234: im going to go with no
111179234: go on
Jewberg: ok here is a life secret
Jewberg: im giving you this one for free
Jewberg: so listen closely
Jewberg: ready?
Jewberg: the secret to making men happy
Jewberg: is to give lots of head and good sex
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02.14.08
Posted in um yeah at 5:29 pm by Heebus
Great2BeRich: u are handsome
Jewberg: thanks, flattery will get you everywhere
Great2BeRich: u should have no problem getting a
hot girlfreind
Great2BeRich:
Jewberg: the problem is finding the cool girlfriend
Great2BeRich: I know
Great2BeRich: there are a lot of hot girls in town
Great2BeRich: u will get one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewberg: haha are you one?
Great2BeRich: im exotic
Jewberg: i would love to see a pic
Great2BeRich: lol
Great2BeRich: u will ask me out
Great2BeRich: if u saw it
Jewberg: and you want to go out with me, so whats
the big deal?
Great2BeRich: i have a boyfreind already
Jewberg: wtf are you doing on here then?
Great2BeRich: just looking to see if there are cuter
guys then him
Great2BeRich: lol
Great2BeRich: i know sounds f’d up
Jewberg: yes you are
Great2BeRich: ok i got to go
Great2BeRich: have fun tonight
Great2BeRich:
Great2BeRich: bye
Jewberg: bye crazy
Great2BeRich: bye
*** Great2BeRich’s IM window is closed
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02.12.08
Posted in um yeah at 5:45 pm by Heebus
Jewberg: i remember that name
Jewberg: why didnt you send me apic?
lagreenmba: I was the one who wasnt ready to date
yet lol
Jewberg: right 10 year relationship or something?
lagreenmba: yup
Jewberg: hows that going for you?
lagreenmba: ok
lagreenmba: he hasnt moved away yet
lagreenmba: we are officially broken up though
Jewberg: you still live with him?
lagreenmba: no we werent living together
Jewberg: did you give the ring back?
lagreenmba: no ring
Jewberg: why does he have to move away?
lagreenmba: almost ring but not quite
lagreenmba: its complicated
lagreenmba: well sort of
Jewberg: no its not
lagreenmba: hes going to get an MBA
lagreenmba: he doesnt have to move away
lagreenmba: but we decided that we need to do our
own thing for a while. Ive never been single as an
adult
Jewberg: welcome to adulthood
lagreenmba: the past couple years of our
relationship were rough because I was in grad
shcool
Jewberg: so what does doing your own thing have
to do with moving away? why are you waiting for him
to move away? LA is HUUUUUUUUGE
lagreenmba: hehe
Jewberg: yeah i tried dating in grad school while
working 30hours a week
Jewberg: that didnt work
lagreenmba: yup
lagreenmba: exactly
lagreenmba: dual masters + work + any amount of
sleep
Jewberg: so what are you waiting for?
lagreenmba: no room for relationship
Jewberg: go out mingle
Jewberg: kiss some boys
lagreenmba: so we decided its better for him to be
free to focus on MBA
Jewberg: get drunk
Jewberg: make some mistakes
lagreenmba: I did get drunk for the first time this year
lagreenmba: in November
Jewberg: its 2008 honey
lagreenmba: well ok last yr
lagreenmba: Im not as sheltered as that makes me
sound. just dont really drink much
lagreenmba: and apparently it takes a ridiculous
amount to get me drunk
lagreenmba: which makes it too expensive
Jewberg: thats all lies
Jewberg: i can get you drunk nice and fast
lagreenmba: I dont think so
lagreenmba: first night I tried:
lagreenmba: 1 apple martini
lagreenmba: 1 sour lemon martini
lagreenmba: 1 vodka and cranberry
lagreenmba: 1 lynchberg lemondae
Jewberg: they were pussy drinks
lagreenmba: 1 beer
lagreenmba: and felt nothing
Jewberg: ill give you 3 shots of patron and you wil
be drunk
lagreenmba: and no hangover
lagreenmba: 2nd night
lagreenmba: I tried
lagreenmba: 1 makers ginger
lagreenmba: 1 makers ginger
lagreenmba: 1 pina colada (def pussy drink)
lagreenmba: nothing of course so I went for the
vodka
lagreenmba: 5 shots of kettle 1
Jewberg: you are so lying
lagreenmba: and I only got a little happy.
remembered everything. no slurred speech
Jewberg: i love pina colodas though
lagreenmba: and no hangover
lagreenmba: and I dont lie
Jewberg: ever gotten stoned?
lagreenmba: it must be my russian blood
Jewberg: wtf you just got drunk…
lagreenmba: my friends were totally shocked
Jewberg: your ex was super lame
lagreenmba: cuz they know I dont drink much
lagreenmba: they couldnt believe I could drink vodka
like that
Jewberg: do you take heartburn medication?
lagreenmba: literally 5 shots straight drank it like
water
lagreenmba: no I dont
Jewberg: how fat are you?
lagreenmba: I did eat dinner both nights though. I
dont think I could do that on an empty stomach and
not feel it
lagreenmba: Im not fat
lagreenmba: 5′8′’ 135
lagreenmba: Im telling you its the russian heritage
Jewberg: because the only people i know who can
drink like that are fat asses
Jewberg: ok
Jewberg: ill believe it when i see it
lagreenmba: I can drink you under the table
Jewberg: how about this friday?
lagreenmba: ha, nice try
lagreenmba: no date yet
lagreenmba: I told you
lagreenmba: so yr back in LA then?
Jewberg: yet implies at some point you will give up
and tell me you want me
Jewberg: i have been for over two weeks
lagreenmba: unlikely. I dont want to lead you on
lagreenmba: Im really not emotionally available
ewberg: who said anything about emotional
availablitiy
lagreenmba: ha!
Jewberg: my best relationships started with no
intention of relationships
lagreenmba: not really the casual hookup type either
Jewberg: im not either, it usually turns into more
Jewberg: but they happen when you arent ready
Jewberg: if you are waiting until you are “Ready” you
will be waiting a while
lagreenmba: hmmm
lagreenmba: thats true
lagreenmba: but I still hang out with my ex alot
lagreenmba: were not very typical
Jewberg: ex sec
Jewberg: ex sex
Jewberg: why are you hanging out with your ex if you
are done?
Jewberg: dont you know thats only lengthening the
procedure?
Jewberg: you need to move on if you are intent on
ending this
lagreenmba: well maybe its a long procedure when
someone has been your partner for 10 years
lagreenmba: we havent figured out how to stay in
eachotehrs lives
lagreenmba: but we dont want to just say goodby
and never talk again
Jewberg: why would you want to do that?
lagreenmba: because we still care about eachother
Jewberg: yeah, so email each other
lagreenmba: were not breaking up because of a
lack of love
Jewberg: so why are you doing this exactly?
lagreenmba: because I wasn table to fully commit to
the relationship. and because I think we need to not
be in the relationship and experience being single
before we get married. But the thing is of course that
to really be single you have to really break up and
theres no knowing what the future will bring
lagreenmba: thats the dilemma that kept me half in
the relationship for a year
Jewberg: you are still there honey, i hate to break it
to you
lagreenmba: no
lagreenmba: not exactly
lagreenmba: def not a clean break though
Jewberg: this is what we call a facepalm
lagreenmba: a what?
Jewberg: you know where you sit there with your
palm on your face because the idea of what you are
talking about is dumbfounding?
lagreenmba: hahaha
Jewberg: http://facepalm.org/
lagreenmba: yeah
lagreenmba: hahahaha
lagreenmba: havent seen that
lagreenmba: so which part is facepalm to you?
Jewberg: EVERYTHING!
lagreenmba: whats the longest relationship youve
been in?
was still friends with her for a year
afterwards
Jewberg: guess where it got me?
Jewberg: NOWHERE!
lagreenmba: hmmm
lagreenmba: where would you want it to get yopu?
lagreenmba: the friends part?
Jewberg: anywhere but where i was
Jewberg: no
Jewberg: see
Jewberg: i couldnt experience single life until i was
able to move on
lagreenmba: thats prob true
Jewberg: once i scored with another chick i realized
oh, well, i can do whatever i want and i was over her
lagreenmba: I think that will happen more naturally
when he moves away
lagreenmba: its not an issue of me thinking I cant
score with other people
Jewberg: *facepalm*
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02.07.08
Posted in um yeah at 2:52 pm by Heebus
One time I was dating this girl. She asked me why my relationships never lasted more than a month. When I told her “they all go crazy on me,” she tried her hardest not to be that girl. Well not only did she become that girl. She became the epitome of that girl.
One day I woke up next to her and she was starring off into the distance. I looked at her and asked “what’s wrong?”
Her: Something is wrong, I want you to figure it out and fix it.
Me: Um, what?
Her: Something just isn’t right I want to fix it.
Me (quickly thumbing through the dating handbook): Don’t worry everything will be ok!
Her: How is that going to fix anything?
Me: Oh shit!
Eventually I told her something along the lines of “give me some time to figure things out and I’ll get back to you.”
That day I went home and my friends were gathering for an afternoon of golf, beer, video games, beer, and some herbal essences. So I happily joined in. I had a great day. It was beautiful outside, I was with all my friends, we were completely intoxicated. But at 5pm I got a call from the crazy bitch.
Her: So did you figure things out?
Me (intoxicated): Everything seems fine on my end, whats wrong with you?
That didn’t go very well. I don’t really remember what transpired. But she was a real huge bitch the rest of the week. I tried to bring her dinner one night. She was a crazy bitch. I sent flowers to her office. She didn’t even call to thank me! She even left me a voicemail one night while she was drunk asking me to come over. When I called her back, she was a drunk crazy bitch.
Anyway, I wasn’t too happy with her at this point. I’m not sure why it even took this long. It all culminated with our last IM conversation. We were chatting and she just said “why are you even still talking to me? I’ve been such a bitch to you.”
I sat there thinking and looking at what she wrote. All of a sudden the power went out. I took it as a sign.
Weeks later I received this email:
I guess I’m writing this email mostly as an apology of how things happened and so I don’t need to start the new year feeling badly and you don’t need to start it feeling angry or hurt if you still are. I can’t always explain my feelings and actions as I demonstrated very clearly to you, but I can at least try. I’ve been thinking about things a lot, trying to figure out where they went wrong, and I think it’s starting to make a little more sense to me. I don’t even know if you still care, since it has been a few weeks, but I feel like I at least owe you an attempted explanation.
So yes, you’re right, things started out great and we did move a bit fast. We had great conversation, I was really excited and anxious to finally meet you, and the first couple weeks were really fun and exciting. Things weren’t perfect, but they were definitely great. Then suddenly, things you did started to annoy me and I got frustrated bc I wanted things to stay as great as they were. I then started this downward spiral thing I do where one little thing compounds into everything that annoys me and I can’t get out of that funk. One little thing causes me to think of everything that could possibly be wrong with you and us. I become a pessimist that can’t find the good in any situation and the fact that I was stressed and sick didn’t help the situation. Anyway, I was frustrated and didn’t think you could handle me the way I was, which I guess was partially right, but I didn’t quite give you the chance. I needed to take a step back and got even more frustrated when I felt that you weren’t quite giving me my space. Basically, after a lot of frustration, I felt like I had had enough. Whether or not this would have happened under different circumstances, I really don’t know. Then came the drunken night, which I feel like is when you really got upset. I’m sorry I called you or texted you when I was so drunk. It probably wasn’t the best way to handle things and you seemed upset after that so I’m sorry. Then I was confused the next day bc you seemed like everything was fine and wanted to see me but when I said I was busy, that was the end of that. I guess maybe you were a little over it too by that point. I would have had enough of me too.
Anyway, I’m not doing this to rehash previous events, but just to apologize for the way everything went down and for hurting or upsetting you, thank you for all the good times we had, and wish you a happy new year.
Take care,
Melissa
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02.01.08
Posted in um yeah at 11:55 am by Heebus
Found a jdate conversation from 2004 which I found entertaining 
AIM IM with lexie14363
12:38 AM
LeXie14363: youre quiet
LeXie14363: whats new?
Heebus: i tore my acl
Heebus:
Heebus: im stretching my leg at the moment
LeXie14363: how?
12:40 AM
Heebus: kickiboxing
LeXie14363:
Heebus: im in pain
LeXie14363: pobresito
Heebus: my doc gave me a handicap thingy but when i went to the
dmv they wouldnt accept it cuz it was the old form that expired two
weeks ago
LeXie14363:
Heebus: yeah sorry having a bad week
LeXie14363: sounds like it
LeXie14363: I’m sorry
Heebus: its ok
Heebus: i believe in balance
Heebus: when something terrible happens to me, something really good happens
LeXie14363: okay
LeXie14363: sounds fair to me
LeXie14363: what is this something good do you know?
Heebus: well im meeting a girl tomorrow from jdate
LeXie14363: cool
12:45 AM
Heebus: but considering my past success with jdate, it will
probably turn out like the rest..
LeXie14363: sounds promising….
LeXie14363: you dont sound too excited then
LeXie14363: perhaps why we have never met
LeXie14363: aside from the fact that you havent wanted to meet me
LeXie14363: lol
Heebus: well to be honest… our phone conversations havent been
too exciting
LeXie14363: because I have called you
LeXie14363: and you were enroute to somewhere
LeXie14363: and never tried
Heebus: no, we just dont seem to click on the phone
LeXie14363: and cut one fo them short
LeXie14363: of]
LeXie14363: we spoke twice
LeXie14363: you are an odd odd man
Heebus: how so?
LeXie14363: you tell me how you are SO shy etc
LeXie14363: so I try to make convo
LeXie14363: and you dont reciprocate
LeXie14363: you seem too preoccupied with other things
LeXie14363: but at one point you had a whole convo about kissingme
LeXie14363: you are just weird
Heebus: well i like kissing…
LeXie14363: like why did you initially talk to me
Heebus: but we didnt seem to click that one time we talked
LeXie14363: good to know…..
LeXie14363: you are…wow
LeXie14363: I have no words
Heebus: i initially talked to u cuz i saw your profile
Heebus: and i liked it
LeXie14363: but then you were a dim bulb on the phone
LeXie14363: you seemed put off by the fac tthat I called you
LeXie14363: since you were too pussy to call me
12:50 AM
LeXie14363: and we talekd for like 5 min
LeXie14363: talked]
LeXie14363: and then you were like let m e call you back
Heebus: heh i was a dim bulb, funny
LeXie14363: never did
LeXie14363: its funyn because it is true
LeXie14363: it was like pulling teeth with you to get you to talk to me
LeXie14363: I was hardly a dim bulb I was leading the convo
LeXie14363: talk about being the dominant one in a relationship
Heebus: hmmm thats funny
Heebus: cuz i felt like iw as leading it…
LeXie14363: you hardly said five words
Heebus: bs
LeXie14363: and then your mom called
LeXie14363: and you never called me back
LeXie14363: you are a jerk
Heebus: what?
Heebus: ok
LeXie14363: I am sorry I ever started talking to you
Heebus: fine
Heebus: im a jerk
LeXie14363: you are a contradiction
Heebus: cmon let it all out
Heebus: tell me how im on your castration list
LeXie14363: you say one thing…….for while and then now you tell me
I was a dim bulb
LeXie14363: I can have a conversation about anything
LeXie14363: Ihave done it before believe me….I was in a sorority and
we recruited some lame LAME people
LeXie14363: you are not worthy of my castration list
Heebus: barush hashem
Heebus: baruch*
12:55 AM
LeXie14363: that isnt a good thing
Heebus: ok whatever
LeXie14363: it isnt
LeXie14363: wow…you are a piece of work
LeXie14363: perhaps you should grow some balls and become a man before
your date tomorrow
Heebus: damn, do i sense some resentment?
Heebus: i mean, u havent even seen my balls..
LeXie14363: you arent worthy of my resentment
Heebus: i think someone is a little too pissy right now? maybe due
to the crimson tide?
LeXie14363: it is insulting that you are telling me that I am not a
conversationalist
LeXie14363: I am not on my period or anywhere close to it and that was
a VERY inappropriuate comment
Heebus: i didnt say that you arent a conversationalist, i said we
didnt click on the phone
LeXie14363: I think the problem is the crimson tide in terms of your new school
LeXie14363: perhaps you took that trojan mascot literally and became a dick
Heebus: cmon u can come up with something better
LeXie14363: BECAUSE YOU have the personality of a box of hair
Heebus: oh now that was a lame insult
Heebus: cmon u can do better
LeXie14363: right up there with your “crimson tide” comment
LeXie14363: ps: NOONE calls it that
Heebus: ive met boxes of hair that can insult me better than u
Heebus: heh i know plenty of girls that do
LeXie14363: good maybe you should date them and have a lovely lame life together
LeXie14363: well I lived in a sorority of 80+ girls and none of them
called it that
LeXie14363: you really are a piece of work
Heebus: im sorry i forgot… that means that NOONE says it
Heebus: id rather be a piece of pizza
LeXie14363: why?
LeXie14363: that was a dumb comment
Heebus: i will refrain from answering that on the grounds that it
may incriminate me
LeXie14363: then why did you say it
LeXie14363: if you arent going to make sense of it
Heebus: ok lets start again
Heebus: id rather be a piece of pizza…
LeXie14363: why?
Heebus: cuz then i could get someone to eat which is obviously what u need
Heebus: eat me*
LeXie14363: what?
LeXie14363: I dont eat pizza
LeXie14363: I hate it actually
Heebus: and u dont get your hair box eaten either…
LeXie14363: ew
LeXie14363: inappropriate
LeXie14363: you seem to be quite immature
Heebus: yeah… u missed the joke
LeXie14363: I got it
Heebus: immature is my middle name
LeXie14363: I chose to ignore it due to the fact that it was not mildly funny
LeXie14363: good to know
Heebus: im laughing over here
LeXie14363: it is fitting
LeXie14363: not surprising
LeXie14363: you would laugh at a blank wall
Heebus: talking to u is like talking to a blank wall
LeXie14363: hardly
1:05 AM
LeXie14363: at least I can carry on a conversation
Heebus: please bitch… i aint ever met a sorority girl that could
have an intelligent conversation
LeXie14363: you have no right to call me bitch first of all
LeXie14363: second of all I went to the SAME school you did
Heebus: that dont mean shit
Heebus: i met a shitload of people at ucla that were dumber than shit
LeXie14363: third of all….I will be way more successful and much
happier in my life then you will ever experience in your miserable
pathetic and lame excuse of a life
Heebus: is that how u judge people?
LeXie14363: by if they are happy or not
LeXie14363: yes
Heebus: in general im very happy
LeXie14363: right
Heebus: i have a lot going for me
Heebus: and ive had a hard life
LeXie14363: you so sound like someone who is happy
LeXie14363: you keep slinging insults my weay to make yourself feel better
Heebus: u started
LeXie14363: rather than engaging me in intelligent conversation which
you claim you are capable of
LeXie14363: mr immature over here pointing fingers
LeXie14363: you are wasting my time
LeXie14363: enjoy you life
LeXie14363: and your date
Heebus: u keep talkin to me…
LeXie14363: your]
Heebus: but thanks
Heebus: i appreciate the wishul thoughts
LeXie14363: wishul? must be the usc thing
LeXie14363: oh and Heebus?
LeXie14363: FUCK YOU
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