kansasgirly: lets make out though
kansasgirly: you’ll like it
Jewberg: come to LA
kansasgirly: too far
kansasgirly: what is half way
Jewberg: which part of SD are you in?
kansasgirly: 2 hrs is too far for just a make out
kansasgirly: but its ok for sex
kansasgirly: and pizza
kansasgirly: pb
kansasgirly: i want some pizza right now
Jewberg: oh so you are only an hour and a half from me
Jewberg: me
Jewberg: have you been to rockys ?
kansasgirly: no
kansasgirly: what is rockys
kansasgirly: a club in hillcrest
kansasgirly: hahaha
Jewberg: its a bar that has the best burgers
kansasgirly: oh i may have been there
kansasgirly: i’m naked right ow
kansasgirly: just in case you were wondering
kansasgirly: pervert
Jewberg: haha
kansasgirly: lets date
Jewberg: so what are you really doing down there?
kansasgirly: you’re my new boyfriend
Jewberg: ok come spend the night and clean my house
kansasgirly: we have sex like 5 times a day
kansasgirly: with each other
kansasgirly: i dont clean
kansasgirly: you are my best boyfriend
kansasgirly: we have so much sex
Jewberg: did you smoke crack this morning?
kansasgirly: no
kansasgirly: i had biscuits and gravy
kansasgirly: what turns you on
kansasgirly: besides me
Jewberg: you being here in person
kansasgirly: and
kansasgirly: giving me money
kansasgirly: lots of money
kansasgirly: and cum
kansasgirly: so how is working going
kansasgirly: i want a butler
kansasgirly: come over and we’ll watch man vs wild and eat cheerios
kansasgirly: then i will down on you
kansasgirly: like you wouldnt believe
kansasgirly: b/c your my boyfriend
kansasgirly: COME OVER
ewberg: hi
Jewberg: im ron
Jewberg: whatws your number?
kansasgirly: who ron
kansasgirly: 913-991-7344
kansasgirly: call me
kansasgirly: so i can try to find my phone
kansasgirly: ron who
kansasgirly: doesnt matter
kansasgirly: i think my phone is under my bed
kansasgirly: did you call it/
Jewberg: one sec, on phone
kansasgirly: with who
Jewberg: boss
kansasgirly: some crazy sexy bitch with big boobs
kansasgirly: b/c that is me
Jewberg: your boobs look small
kansasgirly: your cock looks smaller
kansasgirly: until its in my face
kansasgirly: i hate you
kansasgirly: we broke up
kansasgirly: nevermind
kansasgirly: lets make out again
kansasgirly: pretend i’m a man
kansasgirly: nah
kansasgirly: a horse
kansasgirly: i want pizza
kansasgirly: get naked
kansasgirly: i’m naked
kansasgirly: its too hot for clothes today
kansasgirly: i want to see your weiner
kansasgirly: you remember me?
kansasgirly: penis
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I’m that cute and sexy girl walking up Rodeo Drive, holding her Louis Vuitton purse on one side and her Prince Charming on the other…who will her Prince Charming be? That’s for me to decide…