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	<description>Chronicles of Heebus</description>
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		<title>Heebus is gonna hafta choke a bitch</title>
		<description>	00:45:38 heebus good evening
09:13:49 dooshette you there
09:13:53 dooshette wanna know something
09:13:57 dooshette i passed the bar bitches!!!!
09:52:27 heebus wooooooooooooooo
09:52:36 heebus the world has another jewish lawyer
09:52:40 heebus we are that much safer 
10:28:52 dooshette lol
10:32:00 heebus congrats
10:32:03 heebus do you have a job now?
10:48:09 dooshette ive had a job
10:48:11 dooshette ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=141</link>
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		<title>Story time</title>
		<description>	00:26:27 < @heebus> story time!
00:26:38 < @heebus> so today was a horrible day for me
00:26:51 < @heebus> had to fly to the bay area for work
00:26:58 < @heebus> 8am flight cancelled
00:27:00 < @heebus> got on the 9am
00:27:09 < @heebus> 4pm flight delayed 2 hours
00:27:14 < @heebus> i had a date ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=140</link>
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		<title>Your wish is NOT my command</title>
		<description>	SmallScreenGal:  hi Jewberg
Jewberg:  shhh its late
SmallScreenGal:  oh ok
SmallScreenGal:  then why are you online?
Jewberg:  because
Jewberg:  why not?
SmallScreenGal:  why do you use this site if you don&#8217;t ask girls out?
Jewberg:  oh i do
SmallScreenGal:  or maybe you do and i&#8217;m just not one of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=139</link>
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		<title>Sometimes I&#8217;m classy</title>
		<description>	20:15:06  she is like my bff
20:16:31  hmm is she on jdate?
20:16:36  she is
20:16:40  because im pretty sure she hates me
20:16:46  why?
20:16:50  have u guys gone out?
20:16:54  because ive said not nice things to her before
20:17:00  like what
20:17:12  recently
20:17:21  she told ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=138</link>
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		<title>I wonder what LDS stands for&#8230;</title>
		<description>	KmLDS:  Hi
Jewberg:  hows it going?
KmLDS:  good, just celebrating the end of finals 
Jewberg:  wooo congrats!
Jewberg:  where do you go to school?
KmLDS:  Thanks! USC
Jewberg:  booo wrong school
Jewberg:  
KmLDS:  uh oh
KmLDS:  ucla?
Jewberg:  haha i went to both
KmLDS:  ha
Jewberg:  so ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=137</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m an original feminist</title>
		<description>	Jewberg:  hi
*** Waiting for SingerSIngforMe to connect
*** SingerSIngforMe&#8217;s IM window is open
SingerSIngforMe:  hi
Jewberg:  hows it going? what are you still doing up 
SingerSIngforMe:  studying for philosophy final
Jewberg:  where do you go to school?
SingerSIngforMe:  Pepperdine
SingerSIngforMe:  LMU is our rival
SingerSIngforMe:  they SUCK
Jewberg:  a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=136</link>
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		<title>This girl is a winner</title>
		<description>	Jewberg:  hi
*** Waiting for sportsfannyla to connect
*** sportsfannyla&#8217;s IM window is open
sportsfannyla:  hi
Jewberg:  hows it going? long time no chat
sportsfannyla:  i know
sportsfannyla:  pretty good
sportsfannyla:  how are you
Jewberg:  good, how come every girl on facebook has a status related
to colors right now?
sportsfannyla:  oh ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=135</link>
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		<title>When a girl knows what LARPing is&#8230;</title>
		<description>	vermonttamar:  hello
Jewberg:  hows it going? you are pretty far away to be hotlisting me 
vermonttamar:  i&#8217;m living on the edge
vermonttamar:  the number of jewish men in vermont does not overwhelm
Jewberg:  i bet it doesnt
Jewberg:  jewish men arent very rural
vermonttamar:  it&#8217;s unfortunate
vermonttamar:  i ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=134</link>
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		<title>U just got yourself reported&#8230; NOT</title>
		<description>	As you see below, she says she will report me. But reported her instead. 
	Her profile:
	 About Me     
	I think men online are liars and abusers. Thanks for giving me no reason to be here. You suck. I&#8217;m sorry I ever believed you might be human ...</description>
		<link>http://www.heebus.com/?p=133</link>
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		<title>Girls, this is how your &#8220;about me&#8221; section should read</title>
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Hello. I am a fun CHICK and I love to meet new people. I would love it if you teach me something I don&#8217;t know&#8230;.especially getting me out of my comfort zone. I am down for ANYTHING! yeah!So I don&#8217;t like to play games and I say it how it ...</description>
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